“Officially a zombie,” or “One day mushrooms will grow in my fingers.”

Image source: e8pingtai.net

After weeks and weeks of not getting enough sleep, I feel like a zombie. Heck, I am officially a zombie.

A zombie with an inflamed thumb due to allergy, thanks to my constant laundry and dishwashing. Once again my fingernails are a breeding ground for fungi. I won’t be surprised to see mushrooms suddenly sprouting from under my fingernails and grow like vengeful weeds one day. That sort of peg.

Pretty in pink! Photo courtesy: boredpanda.com

No detergent will be gentle enough for these cursed microorganisms, but for the love of my children I am prepared to lose my digits. But I’m keeping my fingers crossed… until I lose all of them.

So long, manicure.

Leave a Reply

Your email address will not be published. Required fields are marked *